Here is my joke my joke please post yours.? - girl wedgie black underwear
Black Eyes
A man with two black eyes to go to church on a Sunday. Classifieds priest, and he is very worried.
"What happened, my child?"
"I sang in the choir, the father, and I noticed that the girl had before me a wedgie. So I went and she told me in the eye."
"Okay." But how another black eye?
"Wedgie" Well, I thought I had done something wrong. Then I went back.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Girl Wedgie Black Underwear Here Is My Joke My Joke Please Post Yours.?
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What was good, I hope it does not bother me if I post on my team site.
ReplyDeleteHeres a ...
An engineer dies and goes to heaven,
when it comes to doors
He said there was some confusion
and should go to hell.
To enter the elevator
and transported immediately to hell.
After several days of an engineer
Soom decides to be repaired in hell
for him
Install faucets with water-ice
Pool and best
the entire air conditioning!
A week later the devil gets a call from God
God says:
was a mistake
The engineer should be in heaven.
The devil smiled and said:
"Well, it's too late, we have, and we
held. "
God thought for a moment and replied: "I'll sue!"
The answer devil with an intense burst of laughter,
"ahhhHA HA
youwhowho, Heeheehee!
Where will you lawyers! "
This man said, things are so bad that when my wife was with another man, I go with them
ReplyDeleteIt is a white man, black and Mexican, all r in a plane about to crash, the entire research parachuting, not but to say their last word and jump when the white man came and said: "I hope that My wife knows how much I love you "and then jumps
ReplyDeleteBlack back and said: "If you live, and I tell my family loves me" and then jumps
So, now you go to Mexico and traveling by plane and falls screaming my sandal
I regret that last part is in Spanish, but I do not know how to spell.
Do not drink and Mass!
ReplyDeleteA priest was very depressed, which every Sunday is not to reach the church, but Muslims in mosques on Friday full. The priest was so depressed he contemplated suicide. Instead, he went pshychiatrist and told him about his problem. Psychatrist he said, the answer was simple: "make an announcement that a large mass or on this day LITRUGY and preparing the church for the big event ... and ... remember to invite don'gt m!
The priest replied with happiness and promised the best psychiatrist mass ever seen, but as he said this, the psychiatrist can breathe the smell of alcohol on the priest.
How do forever, not the priest, as the psychiatrist advised her to ... and on this day the church was full of Christians, until more complete. Psycho came to hear the priest's prayers and words. The speech was powerful, in fact, and people were deeply touched and enormously many wept.
After the end of the ceremony, the priests met PsychiatrySad and asked: "How do I find my address, Doc?" The psychiatrist said: "It was great! If you made three mistakes: First, his name is Jesus, not Jesse. The second is that the death on the cross, not in a motorcycle accident. The third thing, a $ Shole they rise to greet visitors, take the stairs, she slipped on the ramp!
Do not drink and Mass!
ReplyDeleteA priest was very depressed, which every Sunday is not to reach the church, but Muslims in mosques on Friday full. The priest was so depressed he contemplated suicide. Instead, he went pshychiatrist and told him about his problem. Psychatrist he said, the answer was simple: "make an announcement that a large mass or on this day LITRUGY and preparing the church for the big event ... and ... remember to invite don'gt m!
The priest replied with happiness and promised the best psychiatrist mass ever seen, but as he said this, the psychiatrist can breathe the smell of alcohol on the priest.
How do forever, not the priest, as the psychiatrist advised her to ... and on this day the church was full of Christians, until more complete. Psycho came to hear the priest's prayers and words. The speech was powerful, in fact, and people were deeply touched and enormously many wept.
After the end of the ceremony, the priests met PsychiatrySad and asked: "How do I find my address, Doc?" The psychiatrist said: "It was great! If you made three mistakes: First, his name is Jesus, not Jesse. The second is that the death on the cross, not in a motorcycle accident. The third thing, a $ Shole they rise to greet visitors, take the stairs, she slipped on the ramp!
haaaa !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethat was cute. Heres mine
ReplyDeletea woman went into the parlor 1/2pint ask the clerk for a chocolate ice cream. The secretary apologized to the man we have all the chocolate ice cream, oh so, and then went back and told the clerk: "I said, a cup of chocolate ice cream, his secretary:" We're all ice cream with chocolate ma'am. Lady said, oh yes, and left the store. Then again, and ask the clerk "Can I eat chocolate ice cream," said Secretary may mean ma'am, "Go" Vanilla said, be it ', "said How do you assess the" magic straw "in strawberry, she said yes **** "straw", said could mean * "in chocolate," said Theres no ***** in chocolate, said that's exactly what I am trying to say.
It was very good .. ha ha ..
ReplyDeleteHere is my ..
That's how you say ...
A student at the University of Georgia, was visiting a Yankee at Boston vacation.
He went to a big party and I met a pretty co-ed.
I try to find a conversation with the phrase: "Where are you going to school?"
The mixture is of course not so impressed with the grammar or drag the South, but not the answer to your question.
"Yale," she said.
The Georgia student took a deep breath and shouted: "Where are you going to school?"
It was very good .. ha ha ..
ReplyDeleteHere is my ..
That's how you say ...
A student at the University of Georgia, was visiting a Yankee at Boston vacation.
He went to a big party and I met a pretty co-ed.
I try to find a conversation with the phrase: "Where are you going to school?"
The mixture is of course not so impressed with the grammar or drag the South, but not the answer to your question.
"Yale," she said.
The Georgia student took a deep breath and shouted: "Where are you going to school?"
lol that was really funny
ReplyDeleteOk
Here is my joke
What do pizza delivery man have in common with the gynecologist?
, Sun can also smell it, but can not taste lol